2008

“Asian women? Sexy. Asian men? Tech Support.”

allibautista: amyyy: andrewpaulbond: I wasted a whole...

Jenga wars...

Sup folks and followers. My name is Alli B. I’m observing Sophinie and Phil’s Jenga...

mirza: 50 More Wallpapers for Designers

travors: 38 Amazing Wallpapers

When I woke up this morning

Just like any other morning, my mother comes in screaming at me. Of course after a good year, you...

Thanks Dad

Me: (upon waking) I had a dream I was fat and I woke up crying.
Dad: Well, keep shoveling food down your throat like you have this weekend and your dreams wont be that unattainable.
Dad: In fact, you're not that far off.
Stepsister: Who wants breakfast?
Me: No thanks
(Sounds like my Mother)

fillmatic: Dime bag.  i seriously LOL’d

I feel so young. They’re all about 27+ hahah

In about 20 hours

somone awesome is in town with a few friends visiting me from SF. I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!

fillmatic: Philtography “The Hitmaker”  DOPE.

antikris: sophiniesom: toomuchawesome: faggotry: Pop’s...

Just noticed something

Not only am I a woman, but I’m also very Asian. (Duh) They both have something dangerously in...

My mom gave me this ring when my father left us. It’s...

I love gummy bears. I like biting them apart piece by piece,...

I feel sad

antikris: I’ve lost 3 followers today.  I feel so rejected. If it makes you feel any better,...

Re-blog this statement if it applies to...

nikography: jessicagoldharalson: “I am a straight woman, and I am confident about my appearance...

New House

We’re moving to San Marcos. Once we get everything all situated, we’re going to have a...

Damn.. I was super dehydrated. Note to self: Drink a good...

Party Hardcore dot com (NSFW)

always sleeping under my desk.

happy?

no.

finally got my fucking nike+ to work. FINALLY. (FYI: I like...

où es-tu?

So where am I nowadays? I stopped drinking I’ve been gyming I have no more phone I have been...

antikris: onemoretimewithfeeling: (via bullshit) I love...

Incubus To Go On Hiatus

carolynannahall: Thank You Too is a small project started...

travors: How do the cops sleep when they’re having to...

allibautista: Rest in peace Raymund Orias. You were one of...

Good Morning.

starline: pindo: Something i can relate to… FFFFOUND!

ohbadia: La rencontre du fauve et de la forme...

3 weeks down.

rossflorida: It’s been 3 weeks and it feels like I’ve been here for months…Not...

theduty: darkgracie: i want more. priceless.

8==/==D

Randal Graves: Why haven't you fucked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: Who the fuck is Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: ...Sure.
Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.

Reading? Psh.

Finishing up “The Ultimate Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy,” and ready to start...

Three Jobs

nosleep: I applied for three jobs here in the city. I’m qualified for all three, though  my hunch...

DREAM TEAM

Hello, Suor sdei, Hola, Allô!

zelnox: sophiniesom: (English, Cambodian/Khmer, Spanish, French) I’m signed up for two language...

Hello, Suor sdei, Hola, Allô!

(English, Cambodian/Khmer, Spanish, French) I’m signed up for two language classes for next...

Relationships.

I’m starting to realize how lonely I am. I’ve got great friends and a wonderful family...

“In the trial of a pornographic Web site operator, the...”
— What’s Obscene? Google Could...

“There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt....”
— Buddha (via...

overit: ugh. I’m glad my “inner feminist” is cool with...

Top 50 Cult Books

antikris: onemoretimewithfeeling:

jhalickman: sharingtime: superamit: I’m interested in how...

George Carlin mourned as counterculture hero

“But I’ll tell you what they don’t want. They don’t want a...”
— George Carlin (via azspot)...

travors: The Red Pill: 10 Films Guaranteed To Blow Your...

caseydonahue: YOOOOOOO! I really like this one. YOOOOOO!...

antikris: I love my friends hahahahah…

Listen

Professional Swimmer/Diver

Holy shit! These women on the finals have big upper body muscles and really nice asses! I’m...

100 Must-Read Books

mirza: What We’ll Miss About Bill Gates — a Very Long...

8.8.08

I’ve been watching finals for the Women’s 3m Springboard, and I CANNOT WAIT for the...

Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech at...

whoisjaime: “I’d like to thank the Class Marshals for inviting me here today. The last time I...

dalasverdugo: ianlee: via cedar via sean

RYAN GERBER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN GERBER! =)

My favorite knock-knock joke

DJANDREW1: Knock knock.
NYMAG: Who’s there?
DJANDREW1: 9/11
NYMAG: 9/11 who?
DJANDREW1: You said you’d never forget.

San Diego

vinh: I rode the Amtrak down to San Diego this morning. The train ran an hour and twenty minutes...

ericlodwick: caitlinoppermann: artsandcrafts: via See you...

starline: whateverlolawants: puthiminpumps: Gael Garcia...

jacobbijani: I am headed to Michigan, land of no internet....

Firefox 3

Just downloaded the new Firefox. I must say… Preeeetttty damn cool.

“Fuck Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This ni–a single handedly...”
— Ice T on the sad state of rap...

I was going to get the new iPhone, but decided to get...

eternal sunshine.

charles: in that they both say you keep like an internal version of someone you really love
charles: in your head they're just for you and stuff
charles: and they like you forever
sophiniefresh: LOVE*
charles: yeah love forever
charles: like even when you break up
charles: you still find comfort in them
charles: in like a version of them that doesn't even exist anymore
charles: or memory of them

hahahahah. my attempt to be sexy. ruined.

beds in nightclubs? dangerous.

innocent? sure.

101 Tips for Living

thisshouldbeit: puzzler: patlutz: * Figure out what kind of knot you like in your ties and stick...

“When I was 5 or so my mom would tell me to lie down before...”
— One Sentence archive - story...

makenosound: Our toner cartridges exploded the other day....

MTV's MADE

They should make someone into a professional stripper.

loll…

(via eatsleepdraw)

Sure, why not?

Sometimes I really do hate living in San Diego.. only because I don’t make enough money being...

thisshouldbeit: danhacker: RIP Stan Winston Stan...

bijan: Tiger forces a playoff tomorrow. Wow.  Congrats to...

Late night, early as hell morning...

I am following 70 people & 80 people are following me. If I reach 100 followers by the end of...

hehe.. from Sunday night’s UCSD Graduation party. Just...

me as a baby according to this face transformer. I’ve...

Just a quote that I live by

“If you are doing wrong, make sure you don’t get fat...”

(via jacobbijani) :)

(via jacobbijani) AHHHHHH!!

lifeofbk: Office raffles are awesome! Now it’s time...

Second Roll of Film

I’m developing my second roll of filim ever used on my new camera. Hopefully this one...

Round Faces

No matter how much weight I lose, I’ve realized my face will always be round.. very very...

+1

Sophinie: fucking slow pc.
Jacob: got use to the delicious power of a mac?
Sophinie: you sir have converted me
I still love you PC. kinda.

jacobbijani: hahah. I let Sophinie borrow my laptop…that...